Dear Heidi from B.

It may be some consolation for you to know that you are not alone with your problem.

Practically daily I receive letters from disappointed and bitter women whose partners also fall asleep immediately after it.

So the choice is yours, dear Heidi:

You either accept the fact that men simply are somewhat different to women or you start making your own luck!

A highly effective helper in a case such as yours is a special kind of ring called “prick pricker”.

Should your Sigi ever fall asleep again while you are still longing for tenderness, simply put the ring on your finger, gently push it against Sigi’s limp body and I assure you that you will get his undivided attention immediately.

I hope I have been of some assistance to you and I wish you the best of success.
Your Martha from Z.

Ring, circa 6cm x 3.5cm, silver 925, gold 18ct, plastic
Created for the exhibition SOS – Knights in shining armor